Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
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he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
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I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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