it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
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Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
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please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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