I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
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Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
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Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize