U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
honey bunches of taint.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
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It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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