It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
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About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
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My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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