I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
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Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
We were destined to go to rehab together
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I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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