He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
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I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
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I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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