Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
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Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
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I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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