You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
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How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
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Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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