Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
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i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
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My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
The cops high fived after they tackled you
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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