Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
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At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
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Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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