Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
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We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
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Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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