We're like a lot better than the average bears
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
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i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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