I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
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I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
You can't just leave with hair like that
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He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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