wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
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His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
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Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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