We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
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So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
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searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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