I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
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i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
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my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
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