I love black thongs
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
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running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
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Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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