I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
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All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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