I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
Randomize