How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
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Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
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Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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