she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
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Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
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All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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