if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
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I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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