you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
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by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
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there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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