I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
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dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
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I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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