Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
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Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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