how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
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And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
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was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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