Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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