my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
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when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
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Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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