i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
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Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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