awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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