i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
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I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
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I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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