It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
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Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
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The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
My dick has a subreddit
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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