What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
birth control should be required to get into college
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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