I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
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Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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