wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
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He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
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So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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