What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
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my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
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I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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