Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
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I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
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It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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