Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
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I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
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Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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