you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
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Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
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Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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