You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
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I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
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he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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