You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
And the cops told us we were all naked.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
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I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
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Its not chugging if its just one gulp
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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