Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
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due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
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I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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