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Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
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And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
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I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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