My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
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We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
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I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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