I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
this beer tastes like vomit already
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
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Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
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Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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