Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
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It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Terrible idea I love it
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I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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