i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
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and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
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He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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