He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
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You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
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Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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