and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
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Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
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The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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